What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry