What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !