What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.