Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments