Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo