Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.