What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.