Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Shrimp.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.