Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Because Missouri loves company

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Because they're shellfish.

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To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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They BURy it

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Because he was a little shellfish.

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He was a little shellfish.