Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"