What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"