What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.