Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"