What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes