What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork