What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.