Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.