Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"