Because they're always the life of the party!
He's too eeriesponsible!!!!
Life eventually ends.
Because he had no body to go with.
The party was for "Wights only."
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
An elven degenerate.
A bad judge of character.
He was a little shellfish.
You're a lizard Harry!"