Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"