Rpg Jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Rodney Dangerfield Jokes More Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke