What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.