Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.