How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers