Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."