Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.