How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso