What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.