What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.