What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.