Depresso Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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A depresso

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Despresso.

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How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.