How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.