Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...