Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.