Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.