What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.