Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers