How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.