How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"