Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding