In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Because devils are horny.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
To hold up their pants.
A God dam engineer.
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
They lived harpily ever after!
Halo."
They say Halo.
She had harp failure.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
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It's a match made in Heaven!
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
Look mom, an angel!
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
So he could tell the time at night !
me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...
Depends.
Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.
He Jar Jar Blinked.
Kim Kardashian's face.
Kobe beef
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
It's a pair-a-dice.
Because they spend years at sea.
It's over, man.
Pupil : It's stolen !
Leave my provolone!
