In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Because devils are horny.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
To hold up their pants.
A God dam engineer.
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
They lived harpily ever after!
Halo."
They say Halo.
She had harp failure.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
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It's a match made in Heaven!
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
Look mom, an angel!
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
Because they pull out at the last second.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
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Abel to see you ha ha!
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
Tartare Binks...
Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
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They both grind on bones to make their bread.
A giant !
