Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.