Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

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What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.