In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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I'll keep an eye out for you!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
4 the home team
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Four guys watching a baseball game.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Your Honor.
Colonel, sir.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Europe
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
A snowbank
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
With a little seasoning!
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Quatro cinqo.