Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

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x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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He worked it out with a pencil!

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie