How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.