How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil