How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"