How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(