He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Chrysanthemum's the word.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A chicken Caesar salad.
Because it said concentrate.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
They look at your feet instead of theirs.