He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Don't worry. They'll tell you.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Citric Flaccid
It stares.
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks