How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.