What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )