What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.