What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!