What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!