What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).