How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches