What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)