How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log