How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!