What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.