What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.