Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!