Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.