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Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!