What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR