What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.