What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.