How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.