Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)