What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River