How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity