Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe