Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.