Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe