What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.