What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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Put it into airplane mode

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Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Are you 0K

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No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Cugat to love my jokes !

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ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill