What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.